Ewe jokes

Sometimes, I don't want to graze. So I think of funny jokes. Then, I'm having fun even when doing something un-fun,
like grazing. Do you know any good jokes? I do!

1. What do you call a ewe who knows math?

2. What did Owl say when Ewe knocked on the door?

3. What did Luke Skywalker say to Ewe?

4. If Ewe was Ebenezer Scrooge, what would Ewe say?

                                                   (Answers: 1. Matthew! 2. Ewe hoo? 3. May the Force be with Ewe! 4. Ba-a humbug!)

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